How to insure a unicorn

TL;DR
Well…unicorns might need some sort of equine insurance. And if they can fly…well, that’s another can of worms.

So, maybe you’ve adopted a unicorn. You couldn’t help yourself – they’re so cute and sweet! Plus they’re smart, loyal, majestic… Anyways, you have this unicorn now. And you’re not quite sure how to go about insuring him/her. You’re worried about what would happen if he or she got sick or injured suddenly. And there’s one more thing – the unicorn can fly. So there’s that.

Since insuring a magical creature isn’t your typical endeavor, there are a few unknowns about it.

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Something like equine insurance might be helpful. Believe it or not, horses are very fragile creatures – they can become ill or need surgery quite easily. It stands to reason that unicorns would be the same. Would an insurance company that deals with equine insurance cover a unicorn? Not sure. But it’s a thought.

However, as a Reddit user pointed out to us, unicorns often have healing powers. So if your magical friend could heal himself or herself, you might not need to worry about having equine insurance for illness or injury.

And then you have to think about theft. What if someone steals your unicorn? (Well, they’d be a big jerk. But besides that.) Would you be able to get coverage to cover that? Not that any money from an insurance company could make up for the loss of your beloved magical friend, but…maybe it would help cushion the blow?

However, as our Reddit user friend pointed out, unicorns are more than capable of defending themselves. They can probably take care of any potential unicorn rustlers easy-peasy. (And then you can point and laugh because your unicorn kicked the thief’s butt.)

And if the unicorn can fly…well, you need to make sure you’re covered for that, too.

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Anyways, we wish you the best of luck with your magical creature. We’re sure you’ll have many happy hours riding or flying around, not to mention the fact that you have a lifelong mythical friend.

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